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So when I first heard about this billboard (which has been taken down) all I could think is “Why would you want to advertise that? Chanukah stuff is so expensive!”  Christmas stuff is always on sale and Chanukah stuff is always full price. And then I was like “Oh, they’re just using false stereotypes in order to create a shock factor and get their company noticed. I see.”Interesting note - another one of their ad campaigns is “Escort quality, Hooker pricing.” Clearly we’re dealing with classy advertisers.

So when I first heard about this billboard (which has been taken down) all I could think is “Why would you want to advertise that? Chanukah stuff is so expensive!”  Christmas stuff is always on sale and Chanukah stuff is always full price. And then I was like “Oh, they’re just using false stereotypes in order to create a shock factor and get their company noticed. I see.”
Interesting note - another one of their ad campaigns is “Escort quality, Hooker pricing.” Clearly we’re dealing with classy advertisers.

(Source: lasherny)

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Top Ten Signs it’s Shabbat Xmas

10.   Candyman rationalizes giving out on sale Christmas Candy Canes -  telling kids they are shaped like J for Jews 

9.    Three words: Nutcracker Themed Kiddush

8.     Some guy at the kiddush club is seriously debating which tune is more moving: Kol Nidre orSilent Night

7.     Israelis refer to holiday cookies as “Gingie-Man”

6.    That guy in shul, you know him with the god-awful corny Mets ties, must wish you a “Merry Shabbos” 

5.   Pretty sure you heard your father sing around the kitchen: ”Chestnuts roasting on an open blech”

4.   First time in the history of man, that hippy NaNaNachman guy with the white cap with the pompom seems dressed for the occasion

3.    Maccabeats release their Dror Yikra version of Jingle bells

2.    Unclear if the gross herring and tam tams left out on the shabbos table are for Zeidi at 5am or Santa

1.   Instead of Chicken Soup, your mom serves eggrolls

(Source: bangitout.com)

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