December 2010
215 posts
wiseandcynical:
There was an awkward moment earlier when I got a ‘Merry Christmas’ text…from a Jew. I didn’t really know how to respond. Ho hum…
I just sent a Merry Christmas text to someone and they responded “You too?”
wiseandcynical:
There was an awkward moment earlier when I got a ‘Merry Christmas’ text…from a Jew. I didn’t really know how to respond. Ho hum…
I just sent a Merry Christmas text to someone and they responded “You too?”
Claire's Corner: Dear Santa, →
claire-christine:
I’m not convinced you read my letter very thoroughly. I don’t recall asking for a sore throat as red as Rudolf’s nose, a cough thats as painful for me as it is for you to wedge your fat ass down my chimney, and a splitting head ache that mother blames on the HALF OF A GLASS of wine I had with…
Watchwriterofscreen:
It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Christmas Time for the Jews. I want to win a bar fight!
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serisous-advicement asked: I found this tumblr just in time! Christmas was driving me crazy, I think you saved my sanity. :')
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serisous-advicement asked: I found this tumblr just in time! Christmas was driving me crazy, I think you saved my sanity. :')
Everyone on Tumblr is like "Merry Christmas"
yourjewishfantasy:
I’m all like
Everyone on Tumblr is like "Merry Christmas"
yourjewishfantasy:
I’m all like
dudenaw:
Dad: Nobody’s going to watch basketball on Christmas.
Shelby: Jewish people.
Dad: They can’t play sports.
Mom: They’ll be at the deli anyway.
Dad: Filming a movie.
dudenaw:
Dad: Nobody’s going to watch basketball on Christmas.
Shelby: Jewish people.
Dad: They can’t play sports.
Mom: They’ll be at the deli anyway.
Dad: Filming a movie.
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Top Ten Signs it's Shabbat Xmas
10. Candyman rationalizes giving out on sale Christmas Candy Canes - telling kids they are shaped like J for Jews
9. Three words: Nutcracker Themed Kiddush
8. Some guy at the kiddush club is seriously debating which tune is more moving: Kol Nidre orSilent Night
7. Israelis refer to holiday cookies as “Gingie-Man”
6. That guy in shul, you know him with the...
Merry Christmas to all, without regard to nation...
Merry Christmas to all, without regard to nation...
Today I feel like I'm the only jewish kid on...
whendustdances:
…Merry Christmas to you all, though. <3
You are not! We are here =D
girldetective.me: Every Year... →
girl-detective:
My mother begrudgingly allowed me to go up and sit on Santa Claus’ lap at the mall. And every year, I would climb up onto his velour-clad knee and smile as he said:
“Well little girl, what do you want for Christmas?”
And I would look up at him sweetly and say:
“Oh, I don’t celebrate Christmas….
What Christmas is like when you're Jewish
radiokilledthemusic:
Christmas Eve:
Christmas Morning:
Christmas Day:
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Actual conversation I had this morning:
Random guy who works in my store: So, what are you doing on Christmas?
Me: Being jewish….
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If any of you don't celebrate Christmas;
stockingsrippedallup:
message me telling me what kinds of things you do on that day please :)
My family and I are trying to decide what to do.
My family eats chinese food and then we go see a movie… we endorse this stereotype.
